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Dec 27th

From "The hilarity of Harry Potter quotes when...

yerawizardharry: “The willy chooses the wizard, Mr Potter.” “Well, we’ll soon find out, won’t we?” said Snape smoothly. “…Willy out, Potter.” Harry moved into his usual position… “Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering trough various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his willy hastily back into his jeans and tried...

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Shit happens;;

Taoism: If you understand shit,it isn’t shit Islam: If shit happens,it is the will of Allah Buddhism: Shit will happen to you again. Zen:What is the sound of shit happening? Hinduism:This shit happened before Confucianism:Confucious say “shit happens” Atheism:I don’t believe this shit! Catholicism: Shit happens,and you deserve it. Rastafarianism: Let’s smoke...

Dec 24th

Dec 23rd

In 2010 i will...

(idea from thebucketgirl :) ) Be nicer to people. Stick with my current boyfriend,at least until the summer. Lose 20 pounds Make friends with Jeff Su Get on the honor roll Get at least a 90 in Algebra Go running at least 3 times a week

Dec 22nd